Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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