Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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