did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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