remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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