I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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