I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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