so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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