if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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