It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
There's even glitter on my cock...
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