Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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