You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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