i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
