you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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