Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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