my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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