Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Alive.
So much puke
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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