i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
