return my video game
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize