Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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