You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
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So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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