Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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