Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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