In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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