How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
NoShamevember. You game?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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