i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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