he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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