Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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