hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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