Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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