don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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