Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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