yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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