I murdered the dance floor call the cops
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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