I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
is wine microwaveable?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
