Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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