I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He called his prostate his "boner button".
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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