we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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