After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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