Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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