just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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