Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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