This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.