Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife