I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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