I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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