it was a shit show
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i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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