Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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