just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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