Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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