i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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