took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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