either way he was missing a nipple.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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