I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think people are normalizing furries
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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