My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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