Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Drunk is not a location!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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