Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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